Can I call you? Can you call me?
Short answer: Maybe but not really. We are web based. Everything you need is on our website, and within this knowledge base. We are a tiny business and we just cannot handle the volume of daily calls all asking the same questions. Everything you need to know, is either on our website, or in this knowledge base.
If you are one of those folks that DEMANDS a phone call "or else"... we are probably not the place for you. Please don't get upset...just shop elsewhere.
Long answer: Every word you are reading took us time and effort to put together. We really have answered 99% of questions between all these articles. If you have a question that is not answered in here, feel free to email us, or create a help ticket, or send us a web chat (coming soon), we will get back to you usually within hours. We are also quite paranoid about a he-said-she-said, so we do not do anything over the phone. If everything we ever told you is in writing, doesnt that protect us both? Why would anyone want to call when this protection is baked into emails/texts/etc. Feel free to disagree, but some interactions are just better with text. We are real humans, with a real office, with real history behind us, that you can research.